Zamorak is the god of Evil in runescape. He rules all that is evil. If you mess with Zamorak he will problably rip off your sack, roll you up in a ball, and play basketball with you
- Kill noobs
- Teleport Corporeal Beast to Lumbridge and see all of the noobs run away while Corporeal Beast steps on them all.
- Listen to Miley Cyrus
- Have Yo Mama Fights with his brother Saradomin.
- Eat Demons.
- Guitar Hero
Why is Zamorak sooo mean?Edit
Zamorak was born evil. Here are some known facts about him.
- He was raised by sheep, and ate wolves.
- He is worshipped by Chuck Norris.
- He got his liscense to kill at 10 days old.
- He once made a baseball bat out of noobs.
- He once tried to force Miley Cyrus to marry him.
- He is able to look into your soul.
- He helped JaGex destroy the W.O.W.'ers.
- He likes to eat peanut butter on his noobwich.
- His face can turn Medusa into stone.
- He has a Facebook.
- He inspired Master Cheif to be a Spartan.